Sunday, December 2, 2007

Gujjus you never knew

ERIC CLAPTON

Assumption:He's gujju.
Proof:
Wood you knowed my nyaame,
EEf I saaw yuu in HYEAAVAN,
Wood you bee the syaame,
EEf i saaw yuu in HYEAVEN.

Q.E.D

OSCAR WILDE
He wore pin striped pants for heavens' sake!
Q.E.D

THE GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY
He's from New Jersey.
Q.E.D

XERXES
Dude look at him. The gold. The rings. The patel type jewellery.
Q.E.D

GEORGE MICHAEL
He goes to hair dressing salons AND beauty parlours AND puts on make up.
Enough said.
Q.E.D

2 comments :

  1. Anonymous said...

    Why do I feel you have missed out someone?

  2. Anonymous said...

    because maybe you know that's someone? thats the beauty! its supposed to be gujus you never knew!