The Bihari, Bengali and the Beast
Quite recently I had the fortune of attending a training session on Electrical Relays at a MNC here in Baroda, which was actually meant for a bunch of Railway employees.
Fortune I say because they turned out to be 3 Biharis and 1 Bengali/Bihari Hybrid, or should I say mongrel :).
Anyway in the entire course of the session the mongrel asked a few amazing questions, which really got me thinking, have we really evolved from monkeys or are we still stuck there :)
Q1. Yeh 3 phej sirkit(phase circuit) mein jab arth folt(earth fault) hoga to kya yeh khud tirrip(trip) ho jayega?
The pronounciations were so amajing that the futile question was forgotten :)
Q2. Yeh relay mein bhairus (virus) aa jayega to?
Now a relay is a device like your air conditioner or microwave oven. This bloke is acutally scared it might contract a bhairus.
Q3.bhis bheelay bhill bhurk bhen bhasu bhuryue?? *swallows the chips takes another fistful and stuff it in his mouth. Then looks up for an answer.
2 comments :
Does bad pronunciation turn a human into a mongrel?Does a good knowledge of English mean that the person is intelligent,and is dumb if he/she did not have the "fortune" to attend a convent school?
A person normally appears less intelligent than he is if he speaks a language is not comfortable with. Does that give you an excuse to show your hatred and prejudice towards them?Think about it.
Dear Sanjeev,
I have an answer to all your questions. It is yes. Also I have something you should think about. Lighten up.
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